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Midnight Special

AVERAGE Matte Black
$9.99

100 in stock

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Sleek, stealthy, stylish. AVERAGE in Matte Black. Goes with everything. Sticks to everything.

The Midnight Special is the AVERAGE in stealth mode. Matte Black. No nonsense. Goes with literally any fridge, any car, any locker. For the minimalist who still wants a penis magnet on their refrigerator.

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