★ 100% SILICONE · RARE-EARTH MAGNETS ★
STICK A DICK
ON EVERYTHING.
12 colors · 3 sizes · Ships in a plain brown box that won't snitch on you.
🔥 FEATURED PRODUCTS
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Lil’ Mercury
LIMITED EDITION. Chrome Silver CHODE — small, shiny, exclusive.
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Lil’ Ghost
The CHODE in Pearlescent White. Small, pale, and ready to haunt your refrigerator.
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Lil’ Pumpkin
NEW RELEASE. Lil' Pumpkin — CHODE-sized and perfect for any occasion.
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Lil’ Sunshine
Small but mighty. CHODE in Sunshine Yellow is here to brighten up your day.
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Midnight Special
Sleek, stealthy, stylish. AVERAGE in Matte Black. Goes with everything. Sticks to everything.
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Teal Deal
The AVERAGE in calming Ocean Teal. Don't let the chill color fool you — this is one bold…
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The Incredible
NEW RELEASE. Incredible by name. This AVERAGE in Neon Green practically glows with personality.
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Pretty in Pink
The AVERAGE in Hot Pink. Just the right size, just the right color. Makes a perfect gift (or…
SHOP BY SIZE
One size doesn't fit all. That's why we made three.
WHY DICKMAGNETS?
STRONG AS HELL
Rare-earth neodymium magnets mean these suckers STICK. Cars, fridges, lockers — you name it.
EVERY COLOR
From Crimson Red to Chrome Silver. We've got more colors than your mom's nail polish collection.
SHIPS DISCREETLY
Plain brown box. No one needs to know. Your mailman will remain blissfully unaware.
PERFECT GIFT
White elephant party? Birthday? Just because? There's literally no wrong occasion.
REVIEWS FROM THE FRIDGE
Real magnets. Definitely-real customers. Allegedly.
Stuck three of these to my fridge and now my marriage is back. Coincidence? Probably not.
Strongest magnet I've ever had on me. And I've had a lot of magnets, OK?
10/10. Box arrived plain brown. Mailman didn't even raise an eyebrow. Stealth mode: legendary.
Got the gold one for my dad on Father's Day. He framed the box. The MAGNET is on the truck.